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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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