We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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