I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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