dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am mentally ready for anal.
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