Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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