Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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