I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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