Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How does it feel to date your dad?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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