I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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