Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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