You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Jerry, you need to find god
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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