therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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