Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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