I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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