I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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