I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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