im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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