i think i have herpe
just one?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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