Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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