So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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