So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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