Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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