never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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