I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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