): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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