thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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