If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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