Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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