Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize