He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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