what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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