i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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