My friends, they love my intelligence
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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