i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
This gyro tastes like lonliness
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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