I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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