He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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