No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i've created a new STD.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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