Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You're like the curious george of whores
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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