my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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