Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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