Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
wow bdsm is so cute
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