Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Are we still banned from the library?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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