You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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