Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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