Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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