Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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