I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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