OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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