i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
