Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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