He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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