a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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