You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Swine flu. Run for my life!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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