Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My penis needs a shock collar
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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