put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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