ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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