Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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