My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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